Big Ugly

"Big Ugly" and "Son of Big Ugly" Guaranteed functionally exquivient!!

The meanest, biggest, baddest, gnarliest, bestest stamp positioner in town (just a pinch of hyperbole on this one) ....and its progeny.

Hand-crafted by itinerant Peruvian clam pickers, these things will make you wonder why you ever bought anything else. Not for the faint of heart. But it works really good! (Or well, as the case may be.)

The main attraction consists of a one-piece L-shaped positioner, 2 index plates, silicone bumpers for all, and instructions....and probably some inconsequential cosmetic anomalies. (Hence the name.) I mean, you can buy stuff that looks REALLY good, but if it doesn't work for beans, what good is it?!

The lil' fella ("Son Of...") IS THE SAME sans the positioner itself. (Poof! Where did it go?) This is for folks who didn't get plates with some other positioner they might have purchased and can't live without the bumpers

"Big Ugly" retails for $23.00 and "Son of..." for $5.50

Click on the faxable order form to stake your claim.

Let's go shopping!